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person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking
me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

January 09 2019 9:02 pm + 384161 via

triplestaff:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
can you imagine how furious i was at the james bond franchise when i found out scorpions & piranhas are non-lethal?
They’re WHAT
THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS NON-LETHAL, I’M SO MAD

January 06 2019 10:24 pm + 2252 via source

spiderinthecupboard:

klleyoharas:
harold, they’re lesbians
people are gay, steven
i’m a lesbian, carl
don’t be a transphobe, chad
we support the gays, david
i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
ah, the extended edition

January 04 2019 1:39 am + 238407 via source

January 04 2019 1:38 am + 52902 via source

not-the-face:

College students be like

January 04 2019 1:35 am + 58681 via source

kaedien:

me telling a girl she’s pretty

December 24 2018 10:46 pm + 5172 via source

four-toed-creed:

People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that

December 23 2018 2:40 pm + 475 via

#an exact convo i had with my boyfriend #except i am linda

chubbywinx:

I submitted this to @behindbobsburgers already, but I also wanted to show my fan art on my blog too. It’s my favorite Bob’s Burgers character dressed as my favorite character from my favorite cartoon!

December 23 2018 2:35 pm + 71 via

baby-you-can-chive-my-car-burger:

Happy National Tattoo Day!

December 23 2018 2:32 pm + 74 via

acoustickub:

The Belcher cut away.

December 23 2018 2:23 pm + 124 via